Blonde Jokes — best jokes

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
→ When the joy stick is wet!

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
→ The 1st grade.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
→ A hundred dollar bill.

How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
→ It has a stamp on it.

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building... he suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"

The blond answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted to try out our new maxi-pads with wings"...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But. what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a bitch called back."

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
→ The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.