Blonde With Red Ears

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered:

- I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.

- Oh Dear! - the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

- But. what happened to your other ear?

- The son of a bitch called back.