Animal Jokes — best jokes

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!

Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!

How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
→ I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

- Monster: Where do fleas go in winter?

- Werewolf: Search me!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
→ Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
→ A budgerigrrrrr!

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
→ Cranes.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
→ A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.