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Cat Is Away
When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
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When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!
- Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.
- Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!
Why are black cats such good singers?
→ They're very mewsical.
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?
→ A good jumpurr!
What is a black cat's favourite TV show?
→ Miami Mice!
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?
→ A posse cat!
What did the black cat say to the fish?
→ I've got a bone to pick with you!
Why do black cats never shave?
→ Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
→ When your a mouse!