Animal Jokes — best jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?
→ He tried to stirrup some interest!

Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"
Who wrote it?
→ Major Bumsore

- Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?

- Horse: Sure!

- Girl: What do you call it?

- Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
→ They had to pay the jockey overtime!

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
→ The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
→ He still lacked common and horse!

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
→ He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!