Animal Jokes — best jokes

What disease do horses fear most?
→ Hay Fever!

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
→ Stop beating a dead hearse!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?
→ I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?
→ I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
→ Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have?
→ Only a buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
→ Start off with a large fortune!

How do you lead a horse to water?
→ With lots of carrots.

How do you hire a horse?
→ Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you go about hiring a horse?
→ Try two pairs of stilts!