Best jokes

- Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive.

- Student: Are you sure of that, sir?

- Professor: Positive.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?
→ She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?
→ By opening the car door.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
→ A dope ring.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
→ Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus.

- Do you consider a 144 I.Q. high?

- Yes!

- For the whole basketball team?

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.