Best jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
→ He was an aunteater.

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
→ They taste funny.

Why did the bat miss the bus?
→ Because he hung around for too long.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on.

- Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.

- Ticket seller: By Buffalo?

- Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?

How do eels get around the seabed?
→ They go by octobus.

- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
→ Very rare-ly.

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
→ No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
→ Sir Loin and Burger King!