Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.

Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

• Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
• Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
• Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
• Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
• Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"
• Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
• Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
• Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.
• Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
• Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
• Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
• Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.