Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?"

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.

Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!