Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

Yo mama's so hairy...

• Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
• Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
• Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
• Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
• Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
• Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
• Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
• Yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "We're going to Bush Gardens."

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.