Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo' Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!