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Blocking The Sun
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!