Travel Jokes — most viewed jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

What is an autograph?
→ A chart which shows car sales.

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party.

"Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us."

"What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"

- Policeman: Are you going to a fire?

- Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Two guys are talking:

- I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law.

- Your mother-in-law???!!!

- Why not, to Bagdad.

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

"Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist.

"Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

- Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.