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What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
→ It gets toad away.

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."

What should a teacher take if he's run down?
→ The number of the car that hit him.

What has one horn and gives milk?
→ A milk truck.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
→ Dead.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!

- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?

- Motorist: I was only following orders.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
→ An Ocean "Liner"