Travel Jokes — most viewed jokes

Where do Danish cows come from?
→ Cowpenhagen!

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

"Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist.

"Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
→ Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
→ The Dead Sea.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
→ Carpet!

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.

One said, "What are we going to do?"

The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains?
→ He had to keep track of everything!