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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
→ A LOCOmotive.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
→ About 3000 miles!

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed.

The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him.

"Don't move!" said the conductor. "We've called an ambulance."

"Naw," said the boy, getting to his feet. "I ain't hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!"

- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.

- Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.

- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

- Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?

- Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

- Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?

- Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

What do you call a group of cars?
→ A clutch!