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What did the football say to the football player?
→ I get a kick out of you.

Why did the goal post get angry?
→ Because the bar was rattled!

What are Brazilian fans called?
→ Brazil nuts!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
→ The police.

The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11."
"11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred.
"What kind of counting is that?" asked the teacher
"Who's counting?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
→ Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.

- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?

- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
→ Rink injustice!