Science — most viewed jokes

- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze?

- Pupil: Hot water!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.
One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early.
But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.'
And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

- Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?

- Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What is an archaeologist?
→ Someone who's career is in ruins!

Why was the robber bionic?
→ He was holding up a bank.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
→ Because they've just had a big launch.

The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn