Relationships — most viewed jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
→ Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

"What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint.

"Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."

- Gerald: Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?

- Mabel: Yes, the dentist.

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he knew.

"An old flame?" I asked.

He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
→ "I love you with all my art!"

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why?'
'I've put a file in your cake.'

What do most women miss most about being single?
→ Having sex!