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Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
→ Bill Clinton of course!

Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute.
"I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can see, I've got my hands full."
"Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs."
"Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!"
"Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir."
"Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary."
The sergeant replies: "Very good trade, sir -- very good trade."

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
→ He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To meet the chick.

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her.
She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?
With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this!
I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
→ When he's sworn in.

What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
→ "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They like to keep him in the dark!