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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
→ So he could make a clean getaway.

- Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?

- Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

- Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?

- Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes, "MOOOOOOOOOO!"

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked the first, "What's your name and address?"

"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

- Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

- Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
→ He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.

The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges?

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.