Random joke from this category
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry"?
What do you call a man that marries another man?
→ A minister
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room, what's the first thing to hang out?
→ The DO NOT DISTURB sign!
How do men exercise at the beach?
→ By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Men are like...
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.
They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
→ We cook/they eat, we clean/they dirty, we iron/they wrinkle!
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
→ Both of them.
Why do men name their penis?
→ They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.
The other 3 are there to listen to him brag about the screwing part!
