Lawyer Jokes — most viewed jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?
→ Chelsea Clinton