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Dogs as Dancers
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!
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Dancing Tissue
How do you make a tissue dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it!
Criminal Mayfly
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!
Meat Thief
What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.
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They Have Arrived
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Italian Airline
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
It's called Genitalia.
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Overweight Ballet Dancer
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?
→ The dance of the sugar plump fairy!
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Poor Dancers
What animals are poor dancers?
→ Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Blonde Punctuation
How would a blonde punctuate the following? "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
→ Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Instructor and Dentist
What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?
→ A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.