Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?
→ Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
→ Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

How do you make a Gorilla float?
→ Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

- Wife: You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

- Husband: No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home.

Why do elephants eat raw food?
→ Because they don't know how to cook!

What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
→ Lunch is on me!

- Wife: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

- Husband: Which is this?

- Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?

- Yes, sir.

- Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
→ Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!