Farming Jokes — most viewed jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow into pasture.

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
→ No, only medium rare!

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.

"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?

- Pupil: One big haystack!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
→ He wanted rich milk!

- That tornado damage your cow barn any?

- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.

What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

- Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What has one horn and gives milk?
→ A milk truck.