Farming Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"

- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!

- I told you he was a bum steer!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!

Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!