Farming Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
→ They were very impressed!

- Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

- No! Did he hurt the cows?

- No, he just grazed them!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
→ Udder chaos!

Did you hear about the snobby cow?
→ She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
→ He tractor down

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
→ Hamburger!