Ethnic — most viewed jokes

Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding?
→ To keep the flies off the bride!

What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
→ They both have colored balls.

Welcome to EBONICS 101

Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar...

"Damn- that shit is DOPE!"
→ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.

"Can't FADE that."
→ I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that concept at this time.

"Shante ain't havin' it."
→ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.

"Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats."
→ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.

"YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"
→ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?

"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"
→ I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.

"What's up? Why you ALL UP in my shit!?!"
→ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.

"She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"
→ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existent at this time.

"Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOVE!"
→ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.

"STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEINER..."
→ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as I will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your buttocks with my 9mm pistol.

"Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!"
→ Why are the police officers always worried?

"Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT."
→ It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him.

- Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?

- I got it for my wife, eh.

- Oh! Good trade.

One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours of hard toil, the Polish guy hits his shovel on something hard in the ground.

Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that its a treasure chest. On opening it they find jewels, coins, gold etc. beyond their wildest dreams. Both are wild with happiness and dance around madly.

When they have calmed down, the Russian takes the Polish workman's hand and ernestly says "Sir, we will share this just like Russian - Polish comrades should" and the Polish guy says, "Oh no, 50 - 50"!

Why did the Polak cross the road?
→ He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Heard about the Polish hockey team?

They all drowned in spring training.

BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.

The German phonebook lists hundreds of people with the surname Faul (Lazy), Fett (Fat), Dreckmann (Filth-man), Dumm (Stupid) and Schwein (Pig), the weekly Focus magazine said in an advance release ahead of publication Monday.

Unflatteringly named Germans said that they mainly had problems with their names as children and that later in life they had decided not to bow to social pressure to change them.

"Why should I have a different name from my father and grandfather?" said one Herr Schwein.

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and she let a big fart.

She looked up and said: "Scuse prease, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"

Airport immigration......

NAME: Muhammed al Facid
SEX: Yes 3 times a week.
NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE: Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.