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Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
→ His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
→ Unite the Republican Party.

What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
→ "Good morning, Bill."

When will there be a woman in the White House?
→ When Hillary leaves town.

What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
→ A dead girlfriend.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
→ Yogurt has culture.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.

What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
→ They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
→ They were dating the same girl in high school.

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'
When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.'
The second boy said 'I want a truck.'
And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?'
The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'