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What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
→ A noose.

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
→ Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
→ Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!

What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
→ Absolutely nothing.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
→ To study economics.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
→ To keep his ankles warm.

When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
→ When he married outside of his family.

How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
→ He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
→ "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!"

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
→ If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!