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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
→ Start off with a large fortune!

What is a banged-up used car?
→ A car in first-crash condition.

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.

'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?'

'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!'

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
→ You can hear a cough drop.

Why did the doughnut maker retire?
→ He was fed up with the hole business.

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you."

"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
→ It's for people who can't swim!

- Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

- I did!

- Well, here's the elastic band.

An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?"

The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."