Random joke from this category
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says "I bet u he will jump." The blonde says "ok". Later on he jumps. When the brunette is leaving she says "I can't take your money, I saw it happen already on the 5 o'clock news." The blonde says "I did too but i didn't think he would jump again."
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
→ A mental block!
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!!"
What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
→ A foursome.
What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
→ A rebel without a clue!
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
→ Last year's hide and seek champ.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
→ Pregnant.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
→ Divorced.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A space invader.
What do you call a really smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
What does a blonde say during a porno?
→ There I am!!
What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
→ Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
→ Her IQ goes up.
What do blondes say after sex?
→ "Thanks, Guys!"
→ "Are you boys all in the same band?"
→ Do you guys all play for the same team?
→ Who were all those guys?
Why did the blonde cross the road?
→ I don't know. Neither did she!
Why did the blond jump off the bridge?
→ To see if her maxipad really had wings..
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.
They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "Are you SURE you understand the plan?" "Yes!" replied the second blonde. So the second blonde gets out of the passenger side of the car and heads into the bank.
Time passes, and after 10 minutes the second blonde has not returned.
The first blonde gets very nervous.
Finally, out comes the second blonde from the bank dragging the safe behind her by a rope, and seconds behind her comes the guard with his pants down.
"No you idiot! I told you to blow the SAFE and tie-up the GUARD!"
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
