The Pop Machine

A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine...:

- You're a dumb-looking button!

- You don't have much of a future, either!

- You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!

- I've got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!

Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.

- What in the heck are you doing? - her boyfriend asks.

The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads...:

- DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE.