Random joke from this category
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
→ Shine a torch in her ear!
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.
She called it Harrybutt.
She had a child and named in Crack.
She lost Crack and couldn't find him.
So she called the police and said, "I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn't find my crack!"
Did you hear about the blonde that...
What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
→ Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor. During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor asked her to tell about herself. She began, "I think you are the best teacher I've ever had." The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.
After the brunette left in a snit, a blonde sat in the chair. The professor asked her to tell something of her life. She began, "I think -" The next thing she knew, she was sitting in the floor.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
→ Shine a flashlight in her ear!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.
