Did You Hear About The Blonde

Did you hear about the blonde that...

• Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
• Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".
• Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
• When asked what the capital of California was answered "C".
• Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
• After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.