Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on!

So the elephant says to the naked man...

- You breathe through that little thing?

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her.

- Pardon me - he asks, turning on his best charm, ...but is this stool taken?

Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!

Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!