Random joke from this category
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
- Don't waste your time - Pat hollered.
- The rifle is not loaded.
- I can't wait - Mike shouted back.
- The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
→ Ape Suzettes!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
→ The loan shark!
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
→ Tsardines!
- Teacher: Name six wild animals.
- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!
- I just spotted a Chihuahua!
- That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
→ You should know more than your dog.
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
The toad says:
- Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis.
- I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems - responds the wizard.
- You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz.
So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long an elephant enters the wizards pad.
- Oh wizard, please help me. I was born without a trunk - the elephant begins.
Now the wizard is infuriated:
- Don't you stupid animals ever listen!!! Take your damn big problems to the wizard of Oz!
The elephant responds:
- But, wizard how do I get to the Wizard of Oz?
- Oh that's easy - says the wizard.
- Just follow the yellow dicked toad!
