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Elephant Under Your Bed
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
→ When your nose touches the ceiling!
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Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road?
→ It was stuck to the chickens foot!
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Hot Water Rabbit Hole
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
→ A Hot Cross bunny.
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Gnome Pig
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
→ They're the ones with the little red hats.
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Religious Mosquitos
Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!
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Romantic Fish
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
→ Salmon-chanted evening!
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Elephant With No Trunk
- My elephants got no trunk?
- How does it smell?
- Terrible!
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Scottish Owls
What do Scottish owls sing?
→ Owld Lang Syne.
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Egg On The Barn
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!
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Tastes Like Butter
What bird tastes just like butter?
→ A stork!