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Computer and Rottweiller
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
→ A computer with a lot of bites!
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Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside.
- Mine - says the man.
- My dog has just killed him - she says.
- What breed is your dog? - he asks.
- A Chiuahua - she says.
- How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane?
- He got caught in his throat!!!
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The Farmer's Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight. But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway. So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it started screwing all the other farm animals. So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said, "Ya better stop screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the rooster just kept on screwing. One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around. So he walked up to the rooster and said, "I told you you'd screw yourself to death!" then the rooster opened his eyes and said, "SHUT-UP! I'm trying to get them to land!"
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Search Warren
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?
→ A search warren!
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Santa's Sleigh
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
→ Pigs don't have red noses.
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Stained Glass Class
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
→ They stained it with mud.
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Piglets in School
- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
- FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
- MOTHER PIG: What?
- THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
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Chasing His Tail
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
→ He was trying to make both ends meet!
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Snake and Pygmy Pie
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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Blind Porcupine
Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
→ He fell in love with a pincushion!