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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
→ Deja phew!

What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
→ The scenter spot!

A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt.

Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers.

- Does that mean I'm medically exempt? - he asked.

- No - answered the doctor.

- M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?

- Hide the tiddley winks.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

Why did God invent economists?
→ So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
→ A darthvark!

Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?
→ To play his WhoreMonica

A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can expect stiff sentences when caught!