Snowplow Driver
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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Con And Pro
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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Which Way Programmer
Which way did the programmer go?
→ He went DATA way!
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C++ Programmers
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
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Maintenance Programmers
How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. They try to fix the old one.
- We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?
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Snowman Dance
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
→ To snowballs.
Firing Squad
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.
The commander yells:
- Ready...
Aim...
and the brunette yells:
- Earthquake!!!
Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes.
The commander then tells his soldiers to get up:
- Ready...
Aim...
and the redhead yells:
- Tornado!!!
Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes.
The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up:
- Ready...
Aim...
and the blonde yells:
- Fire!!!
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Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...
Must be a rubber tree...
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Polak Garbage Bill
What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?
→ They stop delivering.
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Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours of hard toil, the Polish guy hits his shovel on something hard in the ground.
Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that its a treasure chest. On opening it they find jewels, coins, gold etc. beyond their wildest dreams. Both are wild with happiness and dance around madly.
When they have calmed down, the Russian takes the Polish workman's hand and ernestly says:
- Sir, we will share this just like Russian - Polish comrades should
and the Polish guy says:
- Oh no, 50 - 50!