Dolphin Buys a House
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!
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Inside Cabin
There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
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Banjo Player In A Suit
What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
→ Will the defendant please rise.
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Defining Aardvark
How do you define an aardvark?
→ Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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New Aardvark
- I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him?
- I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite?
- That's what I want to find out.
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Doctor, I'm a Laptop
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
- You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
- No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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Faxing From The Screen
A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
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Computer Died
- Ted: Last night my computer died.
- Ned: What did it die of?
- Ted: A terminal illness
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Interrupting Cow
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Interupting Cow
- Interupt.... MOO!!
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Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.
The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.
Then he yelled:
- Pull, Nellie, pull.
Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled:
- Come on, pull Ranger.
Still, Benny didn't move.
Then he yelled really loud:
- Now pull, Fred, pull hard.
Benny just stood.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said:
- Okay, Benny, pull.
Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said:
- Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try.