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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him:

- Paper or Plastic

and the man said:

- Uh...paper I guess.

Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said:

- Real or Counterfeit.

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke...the order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second,... "but wait", where was the blonde??? She was still racing!

When she got to the finish line...she said:

- THEY CHEATED!!

The Judge said:

- how??

The dumb blonde screamed...

- THEY USED THEIR ARMS!

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.

- Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map?

Tony shows him America.

- Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy who discovered America?

- Lisa: Tony did!!

Why do men masturbate?
→ Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: only the inner light matters.

Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
→ Kentucky sucks.