A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
What do you find in a zombie's veins?
→ Dead blood corpuscles.
These two friends are about to go to a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said "If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap." They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, "Would I?"
How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!
Where does a cow stop to drink?
→ The milky way!
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
→ Milk and quackers!
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
→ Because her children were not very bright.
Why are black cats such good singers?
→ They're very mewsical.
What kind of work does a weak cat do?
→ Light mouse work.
