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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beryl

- Beryl who?

- Beryl of beer!

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood.
Police are still hunting for the clots.

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered.
"But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
→ A dinosnore!

- Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?

- Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?
→ Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
→ Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
→ She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What gives milk and has a horn?
→ A milk tank!