Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and made it cry like a baby."
The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands."
The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
→ Deadskins.
Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
→ Bill Clinton of course!
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!
How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!
What has one horn and gives milk?
→ A milk truck.
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
→ It gets toad away.
