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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?
→ Dead.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
→ Because they both looked sharp!

What is good for your soul but not your soles?
→ Linedancing!

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
→ De-calfinated!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
→ A bull-dozer.

A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said.

'I hope your first name is not Agnate?'

'No, it's velvet!'

A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, 'Mum! your husband's just come home.'

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech.

Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."

- Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

- Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.