When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.
The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
→ Sir Loin!
What's worse than raining buckets?
→ Hailing taxis!
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night?
→ Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?
- Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.
During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says, "Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.
In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on
Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells, "Don't worry i got him with the gas can!"
